moontoalex:

i think the potato doth protest too much

discard-and-discover:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bb

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

^ this. 

we-are-his-army:

THIS ISNT FUNNY IT FUCKING SCARED ME

reblogthings:

Either original stuff or fan fiction or anything really.

blotthis:

BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT

itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

Best post on tumblr omg

anus:

serenkitty:

anus:

how do you uninstall school

by graduating

soonvietunion:

If you’re not excited as fuck for this movie then you’re fucking lying.

bradleyscoops:

“A pregnant Muslim woman attacked in a Paris street by skinheads, apparently because she was wearing a veil, has miscarried as a result of the assault, her lawyer said.

The 21-year-old woman, who was four months’ pregnant, told police she was walking in the suburb…

nonelikerae:

welcome to england.

tinyglowingscreens:

imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

pamplmousse:

but when boys are all sleepy and their eyes are becoming smaller, it’s like their struggling to keep them open and they brush their hair with their hand and it gets all messy and then they yawn and give you that little smirk because they feel sorry for being so sleepy and their voice is so low and rough, I just… where’s my sleepy boy, I want a sleepy boy

harlequinjade:

solluxtux:

harlequinjade:

let’s only use ham as reaction pics from now on

thats a horrible idea