Sexuality is fluid

you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft

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just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

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i feel like this is really important

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the best things in life take longest in the oven


actually i was thinking about cinnamon rolls when i made this post

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Pizza Princess 

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Sloth on a speedboat

laughing so fucking hard

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i am squidward

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ppl to run off of tumblr

  • homophobes who refuse to be educated
  • racists who refuse to be educated
  • transphobes who refuse to be educated

ppl not to run off of tumblr

  • ppl who make simple mistakes like typos or mistaking ice cream for mashed potatoes once like really
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'Girl Picking Up Girls'

“Why the fuck not?”

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My view from my roof

How is this real

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Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

  • 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
  • 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
  • tiny splash pure vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
  • 1/8 tsp baking soda
  • tiny pinch salt
  • heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire


In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein


If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.

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